Stupid Laws In South Carolina

Legally if a man promises to marry an unwed woman, the marriage must take place.
In some cases when a train scares a horse the railroad may be liable?
A railroad must stay in a town that has more than 500 people.
Fortune tellers must obtain a special permit from the state.
Dance halls may not function on Sundays except to sell light bulbs.
No work may be accomplished on Sunday.
It is illegal to sell musical instruments on Sunday.
You may not perform a U-turn within 1000 feet of an intersection.
Tattoos are illegal.
Horses are not to be kept in bathtubs.
You must obtain a permit to fire a missile.
Oral sex is outlawed in South Carolina.
In a non horse driven vehicle when you approach a 4 way intersection you must stop a hundred feet prior to the intersection, and shoot a gun to warn horse traffic.
On Sunday, it is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps.
Every adult male is required bring a rifle to church on Sunday.
It is a crime punishable by death to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.
You must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.
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