- It is against the law in Pennsylvania to shoot a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.
- Having any combination of 16 women in one house is considered a brothel, and is illegal
- Please don’t sleep on top of a fridge outside, thats a crime (is sleeping on it inside ok?)
- Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
- There is a cleaning ordinance forbidding housewives from hiding dirt beneath rugs.
- Theres a law against singing in the tub!?
- To be eligible to run for Governor , you may not have been in a duel
- A motorist who sees a horse coming towards him must pull off the road and hide his car under a blanket, and allow the horses to pass.
- Preachers may not marry a couple if either are drunk.
- You may not buy a vehicle on a Sunday
- Only the state may own a liquor store.
- You may not catch a fish with your hands, and a fish may only be caught by the mouth.