The Legal News

A man wore a stolen Rolex watch to a visit with his probation officer. She immediately noticed that he had an item that belongs to those in the luxury class. He was arrested and taken to jail, booked for possession of stolen property and a probation violation.

The 32 year old said the watch was a friends that was left over at his house. But police say it was stolen when 3 man performed a home invasion. Police checked the watch and found it possessed the same marking of the watch that was reported stolen.

This is the kind of stuff that makes people believe that criminals have low IQ’s.

If you rob people do not wear their clothes when you see your Probation officer.

This one is sooooo funny! A guy goes out drinking, gets hammered then breaks into a house. He eats whatever he wants in the fridge, then goes to sleep on the couch.

Then morning rolls around and the startled homeowners wake him up, and ask him what he is doing there, who he is, and so on. He just goes back to sleep!

Mind you, he is only wearing underwear!

So the homeowners call the police. A deputy arrives and is unable to wake him, and calls for back up. Two additional deputies arrive. He is being held on 5,000 dollar bail.

A man tried to get an appeal after being caught in a sexual predator sting, he claims the law used to convict him does not say that he could not engage in fantasy speech.

Frank Gagliardi was captured by police while he sat in his car, waiting for two 13 year olds. One was a girl he met in the “I Love Older Men” chat room. But she was really an adult tipster.

Freedom of speech is not a right granted and protected by the first amendment when it is the instrument of the crime itself is whats the 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals ruled. The court also says that it is not illegal for police to pretend to be children to trap sex offenders.

Two things that are amking people more stupid: drugs, and cellphones. What would happen if you combined them?!

Lets discover.

Well, a man in West Virginia thought he was texting a friend about his stash of dope. Um, no, he was texting state police. Nothing says owned like a pair of handcuffs.

The man texted to a number in his phone book talking about his drugs, but the number police to a trooper. I guess the friend didn’t tell him he changed his number. Not a very good friend.

The fool texted ” Do you want to buy some weed?” The officer responded “Yes”.

Of course he was arrested, the look on his face must have been priceless.

Michael Breczinski a lawyer from Michigan ran after two teens who shot him with BB guns in a parking lot of a mall on Tuesday, even while they pelted more shots at him.

The first one hit Breczinski below his ear on his neck. By the time he tackled one of the teens, he had also been hit in the stomach and multiple times in the  arm.

The two teens managed to   get away, but authorities apprehended them them in a nearby diner.

The attorney says both he and the teens are lucky, earlier he had his .45 caliber with him and if he had it at that time and thought the kids had real guns he may have shot them.

And the lawyer could have lost an eye.

Strip clubs naturally attract morons. I have always said this and now I have proof.

A man was caught trying to pass counterfeit bills in a strip club and was also found in possession of methaphetamines. Nice job there!

He tried to give a stripper a 100 dollar bill, but she noticed it did not look right, that the ink was smeared and blurry. The damn US prints blurry 100’s! Maybe it got messed up in the wash.

When police showed up they found he had narcotics on his person. What was this guy thinking?!

HE claimed the drugs were counterfeit too.

A Sheriff’s Deputy in Oregon busted a couple  of criminals in the parking lot of the cop shop for having narcotics  and Possession of a stolen truck.

The officer was in the process of placing one suspect under arrest when he recieved a call concerning  a stolen truck. He found it in the  police station’s car lot. The members of the city council thanked the suspects for saving the municipality so much money on gas costs and work hours in their capture.

The officer also found they  had meth in the vehicle and measuring  scales. One of the  two said they were Lady Justice.

Officers arrested both of them for drug possession. They also got a ticket for ironic parking.

I always wonder what cops think when they pull over or arrest some big name celebrity. Is it awe? Or is it disgust? I mean if I were a rich celebrity I wouldn’t do things dumb like DUI,um you can so afford a cab, or a driver.

Good ol Keifer Sutherland is looking at jail time. He is currently on probation from a 2004 incident. If hes convicted of his latest DUI he w ould be found in violation of his probation.

Sutherland is 40 years old. He recently won an Emmy for playing a counter-terrorism agent in the  hit show 24.

He was pulled over this week after making an illegal turn. Tests show that his alcohol level was beyond the legal limit.

His arraignment is scheduled for the 16 of October.

A  child molester in prison who had spent many years appealing for freedom accidentally extended his Louisiana prison time, now hes got a life sentence.

Sherman Burton has a 20 year sentence hes appealing and has been in the penitentiary since 1999. He was set to be released in 1999, but all his fuss caught the intention of the courts who then noticed who was a 3 time felon who hadn’t be sentenced as such, and they gave him life in prison.

If Burton not gone after his appeal, he would have been free when he sentence expired. His case was in with  many askew in a judicial issue.

Burton has 2 prior rape convictions and will spend the rest of his like in Louisiana Penitentiaries.

ACLU sponsored video on your rights with the police. See this even if you never plan on being arrested.