The Legal News

This one is sooooo funny! A guy goes out drinking, gets hammered then breaks into a house. He eats whatever he wants in the fridge, then goes to sleep on the couch.

Then morning rolls around and the startled homeowners wake him up, and ask him what he is doing there, who he is, and so on. He just goes back to sleep!

Mind you, he is only wearing underwear!

So the homeowners call the police. A deputy arrives and is unable to wake him, and calls for back up. Two additional deputies arrive. He is being held on 5,000 dollar bail.

A man tried to get an appeal after being caught in a sexual predator sting, he claims the law used to convict him does not say that he could not engage in fantasy speech.

Frank Gagliardi was captured by police while he sat in his car, waiting for two 13 year olds. One was a girl he met in the “I Love Older Men” chat room. But she was really an adult tipster.

Freedom of speech is not a right granted and protected by the first amendment when it is the instrument of the crime itself is whats the 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals ruled. The court also says that it is not illegal for police to pretend to be children to trap sex offenders.

The curfew instituted by the military in Myanmar has been lifted. Previously, citizens had to be int heir homes from 9pm to 5 am, as this was when the military was performing their dirtiest deeds.

The ban of assembly was also repealed. this made illegal for couple to be in groups of 5 or more at any given time. Making things like school, and church impossible.

The fact that the junta is giving these things back to the people is troublesome because it indicates that the regime feels they have squashed the rebellion.

The junta has taken its soldiers out of the streets and went so far as to release some activist leaders. It it working to get in contact for discussion with some of the leaders in hiding.

The people who want democracy are bothered by the sudden complacency. they feel that the junta removed the monks that were demonstrating and jailed all the political dissidents.

A man is facing 30 years of prison for stealing a donut.

WHAT?!

Yes. Heres the story.

Scott Masters put a donut in his shirt, and then attempted to leave without paying, pushing a clerk int he process. The clerk had tried to stop the theft.

However, the fact that he pushed the clerk, makes it not a simple shoplifting, but instead transforms it to a strong armed robbery. That is 5-15 in the big house, but Masters has a past with the law, and the prosecution may ask for a full 30.

Masters is in shock, he cant believe they are doing this to him and denies he pushed a woman over a donut.

Hitting the trade show circuit this season? Are you fully prepared? Do you have a token, a trade show souvenir for your interested parties to remember you by? You should, studies have shown that it does increase sales dramatically.

So make sure to have some promotional items on hand for all the trade shows and public gatherings you attend, you will be markedly surprised at this effective yet subtle marketing technique.

Essentially you are putting your logo and info and maybe a business message on useful items like buttons, magnets and pens that people will use, or borrow to others, allow your message into multiple homes and minds and getting that silent advertising done. If you are a roofer, who advertises on magnets and someone needs a roof done and for 3 weeks your magnet is on the fridge at eye level, who do you suppose they will call?

Its so strange to find Rudy turning into one of those political bad guys.. I mean I remember how he started. He was a gangbuster in the old days, a hands on DA who specialized in breaking up the Mafia. And now its like he is part of the biggest Mafia, the US government. It is sad to see such a once strong person be brought into that.

Rudy!! Repent!

He was so solid…

If you are looking to do some significant home improvements this winter to have your home ready for spring and summer like I am perhaps you are considering having a deck put in. A deck would give you a great place to relax on those warm days after the cold winter. And a deck is in my opinion more spacious than a gazebo. You can place a dining set and a gas grill out there, and you have a nice place to entertain friends. Houston decks are nice because they have temperate winters making it plausible to use year round. People in the northern portion of the country will have to wait for winter to pass, unless you are rather eccentric. A deck is not only usefu, it also increases the value of your property.

Maria Shriver has said she will not take back up her news career and Anna Nicole is the reason why she will not. She said the media’s reaction and the way they handled it made her realize how much the industry had changed and she realized she had changed as well.

She had taken a leave when her husband Arnold Schwarzenegger ran for governor in 2003 and she left NBC to find the time to balance her life as First Lady of California and the duties that entailed.

With winter closing in fast and what is certain to be a cold winter in the forecast many people are looking to move south for a few months to get some warmer winter months. With California sadly not an option at the present moment, Florida looks like it will appeal to many. You can look online for villas to buy in Florida. Once you arrive you will enjoy temperate winter temperature, and things like year round golfing. Just being able to stroll on the beach int he winter is a gift that few get to enjoy, take advantage of that this year and each winter after in the warm state of Florida.